Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
