Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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