She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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