i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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