She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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