I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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