So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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