I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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