Already got asked if we're dating
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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