honey bunches of taint.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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