Jerry, you need to find god
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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