she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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