Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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