i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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