I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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