While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
