I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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