try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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