you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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