evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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