we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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