i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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