By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize