doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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