Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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