You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
