Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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