idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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