Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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