I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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