oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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