so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
NoShamevember. You game?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm too high and old for this...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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