he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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