one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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