just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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