i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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