He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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