fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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