Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Randomize
