At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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