Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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