Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I cut my penus on the lid.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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