how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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