what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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