Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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