He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just had sex bonerless
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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