i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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