Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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