My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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