sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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