wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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