So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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