she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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