i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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